Sunday, September 24, 2006

Bork! Life as a shodan



I survived my first week as shodan, and thankfully, so did my teacher. After the heartattack that I'm sure he was having the week before, things have calmed down...kinda. It turns out Uke killer is moving to Ohio in November. It took me all week to get this story straight, for my informants were greenies. I heard he was going to every state from Iowa to Idaho to Indiana (I dunno how they got that last one). But I thought it was funny when brown belt girl (now with a stripe) said she was going to have a party afterwards to celebrate! Thank god, I am not paranoid in thinking this kid was dangerous.
I have rededicated myself to karate- I've gotta stave off those greenies. Green belt is like purgatory. You NEVER leave! Verizon guy used to joke about being a green belt forever, now I understand why. It's a good possibility though, that one or more greenies will pass me, thanks to the junior level ranking system *grumble*.
I learned a new kata yesterday too, despite my sore wrist. I can almost cut straight again, a tell-tale sign it's getting better. Now I know a new kata, I really wanna get out with my sword, but I'm trying to let my wrist heal.
Speaking of wrist, I accidently hit my aiki sensei with my brace. Oops. Bork!

Monday, September 18, 2006

A sprain, a pancake, and a shodan ranking

Well, I got back from my first day of class as a shodan... Wee! *happy Josie dance* It was a long, long weekend. First, on saturday I watched then uked for the brown belt kid, who is now (thanks to the ranking fairy) a black belt. After his test, I'm giving him a new nickname- Ukekiller. He hurt three kids on the test. One of greenies he kicked so hard, he made him cry *roll eyes*. The funny thing was, he was so cocky, and when it came to the vocab section of the test he nearly bombed it. Ah well.

Then after that, they announce instead of going to lunch as planned, they were going to do my aiki sensei's nidan test and get it over. Well, funny thing happened then. As an uke in aiki class, head sensei likes to joke that a tori can hurt anything on me, just not my sword hand. So, the first move that my aiki sensei does makes my wrist pop like a bowl of rice crispies. I get wrenched all the time in aiki- it's a result of being so flexible, people forget I have bones. I didn't think anything of it. I thought the horrified look on my sensei's face was funny.

So then, we finally break (2hrs behind schedule) for the chinese restaurant next door. Eating with 30 kids is quite an experience. I beared witness to the biggest garbage guts elemetary school had to offer- average eating was 3 plates and 5 (yes, 5!) bowls of ice cream per kid (with cookies on the side). So then, we reconvene for the aiki clinic, and we pick up a few moves. Head honcho sensei taught us the difference between jiujutsu and aikido ways of doing some of our moves. It was interesting how the aiki class is making an obvious shift from the judo and jiujutsu to the old-style aiki. It's gonna be a headache to relearn this stuff.

So after that (4pm) my family picks me up and we debate for an hour where we want to eat. I suggested the IHOP because I was dieing for choco-chip pancakes. The problem was the nearest one was an hour away. So, we go there, and after a merry misadventure finding it and a bathroom on the way there, I promptly devoured my pancakes. It was then I noticed my wrist was a bit sore. It was ten by time we got home and I wen to bed after that.

I only slept 4 hours. I was so wired and anxious for the test, which was scheduled to start at 10am. My family roll out of bed at 9:20. I panically kick their butss out and we head to the school. Head Honcho sensei arrives at 10 and we don't start for twenty minutes. I finally stood before three of my teachers; head honcho sensei, head sensei, and sword sensei. It took 2 hours. I was nervous. I had some problems with my saya being too far out when I did my notos, but I think I hid them as well as I could. I had one sticking point when I couldn't spit out that a tsuba was a "guard". I explained it using every word by that. The funny thing was, head sensei told me not to worry about vocabulary! Then I did all my wazas and katas and then he had me do cuts and cuts in iai goshi. I did okay, though I could have worked it more. Head honcho sensei had me doing some stuff off the nidan page too. Then I did my kumitachis, with (not head sensei as we'd planned it to be) sword sensei and that threw me, but thank god I only was asked to do 1-3. After that, it was over.

Head honcho sensei gave me some constructive criticism, including how I needed to get my shomen uchi cuts more in the center, and how I needed to draw faster. I was awarded a red stripe to signify that was a shodan on my hakama, and I received a new beautiful brown kaku obi, which ties very nicely. After that was a short clinic, and we cut gozas. I cut beautifully the first time around, but my second times suffered a bit due to my wrist blowing up like a balloon. Lastly(4 1/2 hrs later), we lined up at the kamiza, made an offering, and downed some sake. that was the best Japan memory-triggering moment I have had in a long time. I was even happy that the sake was still as I remember it- like lighterfluid. I gave the people who attended my test a postcard, which I think they liked, and my gifts to my senseis of daruma dolls received rave reviews. I was happy, and extremely relieved. I had a long talk with a friend of mine the night before to burn off the excitement before finally turning in.

My wrist though, finally had it. It turned puffy, and I could no longer move it. Today, it's better, though for future reference until the sprain goes away I should refrain from punching, reverse shutos, and kiriage cuts. I feel strange, though not much has changed. I think the gaggle of greenies could care less about whether or not I'm a shodan in sword. One thing is for sure. Now I can assign pushups to Nerdverd! *evil grin*

Thursday, September 14, 2006

The waiting game


So, here I am...one day after my last class before Hell Weekend:

saturday
10:00am - junior sho-dan test. I must be uke.
12:00pm - lunch
1:00pm - aiki ni-dan test. I must be uke.
2:00ish- aiki clinic. uke, uke, uke.
3:00pm - pick up hakama from tailors
Rest of the Day- fret

Sunday

10:00am- My iai test
11:00ish- goza cutting :)

I got a lot of practice in with my kumitachis with head sensei, but I am very nervous. I haven't been able to get out with my sword thanks to the rain all week. Adding to the anxiety is my mom being ridiculously sick. Thankfully I had some relief this week as well. Our benevolent matriarch/drill sergeant came back, which means those little rat *astards will fall in line again. I got to talk a bit with verizon guy too, which was nice. My gifts for my teachers came- and though wrapping them sucked- they look nice, and hopefully will be enjoyed. I am reviewing parts of katana (or rather, how I will explain them) and reading my manual. Until it stops raining, that's all I can do. I will try and write again after saturday. 'Til then, nyo.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Anxious and chubby

I have noticed how much more I am snacking since finding out I'm testing for sho-dan. Nervousness has set in since turning into September, and the more it draws near, the more worries I found. Here is one:

About a year ago, I posted a question on the BS board. The question was about obi knots, and what kind I should do. The answers were varied, and the response level what everything from "here's 20 websites." to "what kind of cookie-cutter dojo do you go to?" and I wasn't very happy. Not only was my intellegence insulted, so was my schooling. I decided that comparing myself to the knowledge-bases of others was unhealthy, and simply set out to grow my own. I learned how to make a kaku obi, a very formal obi that took me several websites to figure out. I learned a jiu-jitsu obi knot too. I also kept an eye open to how others tied theirs. Head sensei ties a flat fancy knot. New dad and son have yet to buy one- they have a karate belt (now keep in mind, this is the pair that have been practicing for 4-7 years). I went to a clinic and saw one newbie tie a kaku obi, and another tie it off in a simple knot. The moral of this story is two-fold; (1)one should tie it however is comfortable to them, and (2)little issues like this one is not worth worrying about.