Thursday, August 24, 2006

Yummy food and new kata

So my test date's been finalized- September 16th will be brown belt kid's karate test and an aiki clinic, and the 17th is my iai test and an iai clinic. No price yet-please lemme find a new job soon!

This past week was crazy. I've been reviewing kumitachi mostly in iai. Monday I was paired up with a kid 1/3 my height. We spent half the class listening in on the teachers talking about how they were going show our ranks on our hakamas. Since we have a few new people and the class demographic is either high-rank kid or new adult, I guess now it's important to show off your "color". That's so wrong for iai, anyway. Why can't we just be kyu ranks like we have been? Well, anyways, the kyus will now wear little stripes of colored cloth (put on with velcro backing for easy "upgrades") on their right hip to show off rank. If I were to get one now, I would have a brown stripe with two little white horizontal lines indicating I'm an ikkyu, or a brown belt with stripe in iai. A bit tacky, yet it's small, so I don't mind. Understand that? This is where it gets weird. Since I'll hopefully be a sho-dan, I will get a red stripe embroidered on my hakama. So, none of the previous discussion pertains to me. Heh.

Then this week for some reason kids have been going nuts. NUTS! What sane child thinks it's a good idea to tag-team on his 5 year old brother in an attempt to pile drive him? Or, what sane child thinks ro-sham-bo is a sensible game to play before class? And so, head sensei misses these two instances, and catches one brother riding the other brother around like a pony across the dojo floor. Oh, and did I mentionall of this crap was taking place in about two minutes? Crazy brownies and greenies.

Oh, I learned ichi-bo on monday! Yay! I got to spend all of monday on it. It took three teachers- one to start it, one to try remember how it went, and one to point out all the things I missed right at the end of class. I'm so used to a bokken, that the extra feet of wood throws me off. I want a bo now though. I must perfect this kata *obsessiveness sets in*

Today was my birthday! I went with my family to Tokyo Seoul, which was very good. I even had ramune! I got pleasure too in watching my family try to eat with chopsticks. I feel good. If you live in the Syracuse area, I highly recommend it. I'm going back for the fried ice cream! Tokyo Seoul

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Times, they are a-training...


I still don't know when my sho-dan test is. I paid for it, so it'll be soon, but I'm nervous, and who wouldn't be. After just two years of training in iai, I am testing. It seems more real now after this past week. The little senseis were moved up to ni-kyu yesterday, and judging by their current speed of being ranked, they'll be sho-dans in two arts in a matter of a year and a half. That's nuts.Head honcho sensei is coming down September 16th and 17th, for two clinics and a sho-dan test for brown belt kid. My brother and sister have fond memories of him. They visited the week my brother flew in from Austin, and brown belt kid was getting his butt chewed out by his mother for not practicing with his $65 bo. Ah, the luxuries of parental investment.

I'm not worried about not being ready. Despite only having been doing iai for two years, I have 3 years of kendo under my belt as well as 5 years of Japanese language training, which contributes to the ease of ranking, I guess. I practice every day with my sword, 30 minutes a day if I can, and I study my book. Now is as good a time as any to test, because once I get into Chiropractic college or a medical college, I won't have time. I guess there's one good point of testing early.

Next week, I'll be 23 years old. I still look like a 14 year old, and sometimes I get reviewed by teachers out of the juniors book because they don't know any better. Some of the kids in karate think I'm as old as they are. It's a little embarrassing to tell people I do karate for that reason. It's unheard of for adults my age to be a lower rank. At our school, it's me and Verizon guy.

Change flies around the school like a beagle on a sugar high. Last month, orange belt girl moved away to the Philippines, but not before getting her green belt and being forever immortalized as a member of the greenies. Valleyboy from iai left after he graduated from high school and has not been back since. One guy (I'll have to come up with a nickname for him) left iai after he got laid off but now he's back again, though his wife decided not to. I saw Applebee's guy working the other day- couldn't talk to him, he was too busy, it's become a contest to see who can bug him into coming in for a class first. Nobody likes the new aiki book still. Yet some things never change. Nerdverd is just as bad as ever.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Bork! The Last two weeks


The last two weeks have been interesting. I haven't had time to post to share all the things that have gone on. We cut again last Monday. Head sensei pulled us out of class one at a time so he could work with us individually. He did a special setup for me- four gozas in a square shape, and had me do a kata, completing cuts as I go. So I made a little Josie eep sound and preceeded to try. The first cut in the kata was an upward diagonal right out of the saya, which is a tough cut. It was the first time I cut from there. He said he was surprised I had no trouble with it, and so was I. Next was a left to right diagonal cut, then from there, a horizontal cut. EEP! My stepping became really crucial. Oh, and, did I mention we cut goza on a gravel parking area? I can tell you that turn and cut is fun to spot *scarcastic roll of the eyes*. But I did okay, I cut through. The last cut was another right to left diagonal, except head sensei had placed not one, but two half gozas there. That was tough. I don't have quite the arm strength yet to make a complete cut. On my first attempt, I cut and broke the goza stand. The support came right off the base- dunno hwo I managed that one. Then he had me practice cutting straight from the draw, which I did okay at. He told me I am still conserving goza, but I'm getting much better at fixing that. I use the rubber bands now to space out my cuts. So, them head sensei says, "one more thing" and pulls out a couple full gozas. Now- half gozas are one tatami mat rolled up, and full gozas are two. Basically, one is about 3 inches thick and the other is almost half a foot. Big difference. I tried and made cuts, but it hurt my arms. I kept having the goza shed into layers like dinner bread mocking me when I cut it with a butter knife. Then, I cut, and crack the goza peg. Head sensei laughs, instructs me to stand back, and comes over to put the peg precariously back together. Adding to the humiliation, head sensei goes to cut, the peg breaks into two, and as the goza falls over, he cuts it in half. Holy crapulence, Batman. So that was fun. It was a good thing we only had four people that day, because I used up more than half of class time. I'm sure the other kids waiting loved that. So I did a kata, broke some things. It's all good.

So that was just last monday. Since then, a variety of things have happened. I put in my two week's notice at work- it seems rather than hire me full-time, they want me to continue to do full-time work at a temp.'s salary. So I decided to leave, and pursue my dreams of a career in medicine. So now I have to find another job, part-time, so I can study and afford classes.

The aiki requirements have changed- head honcho sensei has decided to encourage more people to join aiki by adding more belts, which in turn is causing everyone already in aiki more headaches. Verizon guy and I have been spending the last few classes studying the new aiki book for belt adjustment day. So instead of getting a green belt, we'll probably get a yellow one. That sucks. Another thing that sucks is being small. I got drilled into the mat accidently by Tank while reviewing a move with him. There's probably still a Josie-shaped splat grooved into the mat. I fell much in the way that Wile E. Coyote does off a cliff. I'm still shaking that one off. We also have one new doormat, I mean, uke in our aiki class. Let's see if he stays.

The thing that's probably most significant of this past week is when head sensei told me he wants the head honcho to come down, run an iai and aiki clinic, and oh, by the way, test me for sho-dan. EEP! Other than this mention, I have heard nothing else. I don't know if this is what he's still planning. Head Honcho sensei's visit is in two weeks. Most (at least, what I have seen before)are informed of the date of their test one year in advance. Soemtimes, like in the case of the tiny senseis, the test date is moved up. But I dunno- I'm anxious about it, and I don't want to come right out and ask. The visit's "rain date" would be the third weekend in September, which would be the date of the brown belt karate kid's black belt test. I may test that same day, that would make sense.

I thought it'd been fun to write down some people's rank as is now, so when I read this later, I can see how ranks change:

karate
*little senseis (aka professional children, interchangable, as far as I'm concerned)
*brown belt kid who never comes to class- brown, two stripes
*girl with same haircut as me- brown
*# of brown belts who I haven't seen in weeks- 3
*girl who comes...sometimes- purple w/stripe
*wheezy kid w/glasses- purple
*verizon guy- purple
*little T- green w/ stripe
*me- green
*numerous gaggle of greenies
*Big T- orange
*Tank- orange
*Cage Fighter- Yellow
*Tiny T

iai
*me- ikkyu
*kid with paparazzi dad- nikyu
*little senseis- san-kyu
*Nerdverd- yon-kyu
*Aiki teacher- yon-kyu
*no-ranks- newbies dad and son, a karate sensei

Aiki
*aiki sensei- ni dan?
*Applebee's young'un (okay, so he's only two years younger)- brown, two stripes
*Karate sensei- blue
*verizon guy- blue
*me- blue
*Big T, Little T- white