Because Wheezy Kid, in his Absolutely Amazing Blubber of Uselessness, has Broken my Spirit,,,

Because I cannot fathom how a kid got to be a black belt and still cannot chill out long enough to STAND AT ATTENTION AT THE END OF CLASS FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS...I leave you this riddle. What's small, and useless, and fits in my blender? Give up? It's:

KIDDIE BLACK BELT IN A BLENDER!!!!
*WU WUWUW-WOOOSH!*
...Oh, the screaming, and yet, I cannot stop pressing "frappe" :)