Benevolent Matriarch/Dictator- our highest rank female. Do not mess with her, or else...
Chipmunk- a kid with chubby cheeks who doesn't shut up
Frankenstein- a kid with an unfortunately large forehead. Talentless, and has brother, lil' stein, who is also talentless.
Fubar/Foobar- a kid for some reason is ranked really high, yet he still talks higher than me.
Gaggle of Greenies- The green belt children
Goth kid- an emo kid with serious ADD problem. Takes him 20 minutes to put on a hakama.
Happy- one of the worst teachers...ever. Besides this, he is also noted for his tenous grasp on human anatomy.
Head Honcho Sensei- my senseis' sensei
Head Sensei- pretty self-explanatory, the head teacher
Lil' Stein- Frankenstein's younger brother
Lurch- kid who doesn't talk, just grunts. Got through kyu ranks by not making waves, and hopes to do the same with adult ranks- good luck on that one, kid.
Pitbulls- a group of very large but well-mannered brothers
Purple People eaters- little group of pretentious purple belts
Sarge- A former army lady, she's pretty cool.
Snot Shadow- Snotball's friend
Snotball- some relation to the Things, and...well, a snotball. Most noted for putting on macara so thick, she's mistaken for a racoon, and for horribly racist comments.
thing 1 and thing 2- two brothers with a professional mom who are so going to be frat boys when they grow up.
Injuries since starting martial arts
giant bruise over eye socket- (iai) from sparring with Nerdverd with goshinken stick
toe joint slippage (aiki)- missing the edge of the mat
blood blister on index finger (aiki)- from tough session of class
Kick to the throat (karate)- from a roundhouse kick from my doppleganger during self-defense review.
turf toe- (karate) from sparring with a purple people eater
bloody middle toe- (karate) from combination of dry skin and scratchy carpet. Gross factor=8.
bloody mouth- (iai) from sparring with goshinken stick
sprained wrist- (aiki) from gyaku gatame on aiki sensei's nidan test
sprained hip- (karate) from nijushiho
Sprained big toe (karate)- from tai-otoshi with Sarge
broken toe (left middle) and turf toe (right toe again)- karate bo-bo kumite
alvusion fracture- (karate) although it's from wear-and-tear, it went completely in class.
left wrist sprain (aiki) fromm teaching a white belt
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